Pick your karma.
A little cosmic side-eye or a grand finale? Choose the level that fits the chapter.
FOR EVERY EX. AND EVERY “NEVER AGAIN.”
They did you dirty.
Let the universe
get creative.
The ex. The fake friend. The boss from hell.
If you're a little angry, you're in the right place.
A little wicked. A lot of closure.
SYMBOLIC SPELLS · REAL MAIN-CHARACTER ENERGYEnter the circle ↓
BAD LOVERS ✧ FAKE FRIENDS ✧ TOXIC BOSSES ✧ OLD CHAPTERS ✧ NEW ENERGY ✧
MEET YOUR NEW FAVOURITE COVEN
Old-world magic.
Modern-day grudges.
Some chapters deserve a beautiful ending.
Others deserve a candle, a deep breath, and a little theatrical karma.
Welcome to Hex the Ex: a ritual studio inspired by witchcraft traditions from around the world. We bring together candlework, symbolic intentions, and a deliciously dark sense of humour to help you turn “how could they?” into “I'm done.”
Your story gives the ritual its meaning. Your intention gives it its focus. The next chapter is yours to begin.
Find your kind of karma ↗
WHISPERS FROM THE OTHER SIDE
A little karma.
A very good feeling.
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SAMPLE REVIEWS · ILLUSTRATIVE COPY, NOT CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS
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“I really didn't expect this. OMG. Just having a ritual to close that chapter felt so good.”
J Jules — The Gentle Nudge
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“I'm happy with how it made me feel. A candle, a little drama, and finally putting myself first.”
N Nancy — The Plot Twist
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“Sometimes people deserve karma. This little symbolic dose was pleasing. Thank you, Hex the Ex team.”
C Carlos — The Grand Finale
CHOOSE YOUR LEVEL OF WICKED
How much drama
are we talking?
Three levels of karma. Imagine the universe getting a little creative.
A LITTLE COSMIC SIDE-EYE
The Gentle Nudge
€10 / ritual
For the petty little grudge that needs somewhere to go.
- Their phone dies halfway through an important conversation.
- They run into you looking amazing on their worst hair day.
- Their best selfie gets exactly zero attention.
- Every queue they pick turns out to be the slow one.
LET THE PLOT THICKEN
The Plot Twist
€30 / ritual
For the chapter that took a little too much out of you.
- They accidentally like your photo from three years ago.
- The person they were trying to impress sees through their act.
- Their own words come back to embarrass them.
- They hear how well you’re doing from someone else.
THE FINAL CURTAIN CALL
The Grand Finale
€50 / ritual
For a full ceremonial goodbye. Make it a moment.
- The lie they thought was buried comes to light.
- Someone calls out their behaviour in front of the people they wanted to impress.
- They watch someone else get credit they tried to claim.
- They come back expecting a second chance—and find you’ve moved on.
A creative ritual experience for expressing anger, releasing old feelings, and finding closure. The scenarios above are imaginative prompts, not predictions or promises of events in another person’s life.
A FEW THINGS BEFORE WE LIGHT THE CANDLE
Curious?
Of course you are.
Can I cast a spell on an ex?
Choose your ritual, tell us the story, and set your intention. Your request gives the circle a focus: the chapter you're closing and the karma you have in mind.
What if my ex hurt me a lot?
Some stories stay with you longer than they should. Tell us what happened and what you want your next chapter to feel like. Give your intention a place in the circle, then give yourself room to move forward.
Is this just for ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends?
Every kind of ex has a place here: an old lover, a former friend, a difficult boss, a colleague, or a chapter that ended badly. Choose the connection that fits your story.
How and when does a ritual unfold?
The intention is yours. The timing belongs to the universe. We believe what is wished for and what is deserved can be different, so the ritual holds your intention without prescribing how the story must unfold. Spiritual outcomes cannot be verified or guaranteed.
What happens after I choose a plan?
Enter your circle, tell us who crossed you, and seal your intention. After checkout confirms your payment, your ritual appears in your private dashboard. You can follow its status, withdraw it, or create another hex.
THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE.